rules of life
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
So, if I'm going to start a blog, I might as well have a few rules, right? Here goes:
1. Never discard an ace.
2. There are certain things you should always have on you. Foremost on the list are Kleenex, tampons or pads, a book, a camera and a deck of cards. If space allows, extra batteries, Purell, a Tide stick, Tylenol, contact fluid, Band-Aids, a plastic bag and two spare tailjiggers will come in remarkably handy remarkably often.
3. Buy clothes when they scream, "BUY ME!" Note, however, that they do not actually do this very often. The fish dress, the pink pants and the holographic fish shoes are prime examples. If clothes aren't in this caliber, take a day, think things and over, and, if you still want something quite desperately, then go back and get it.
4. Never use a port-a-potty.
5. Don't talk to boys about other boys. It just isn't fair, and, besides, the moment you do things will go suddenly, terribly awry.
6. Always ask for a discount when buying multiple works of art. The answer might be no, but, hey, it may also be take 20%.
7. Never turn down a nutella crepe.
